Steve Jobs, the long-time egomaniac in charge of Apple, is an ass. Apparently, he's not happy with the unauthorized biography published by Wiley, and has ordered all their tech books pulled from all Apple stores.
Sheesh. What an ass.
I got a school boy heart, a novelist eye,
Stout sailor's legs and a license to fly
I came with nomad feet and some wandering toes
That walk up my longboard and hang off the nose
- Jimmy Buffett, 1996